Ted and I went to the library today, to stock up.

I was browsing the craft section. What do you think was between "Quilting" and "Curtain-making"?

Katie Price aka Jordan's books, obviously.

You know: "Katie Price: My Story", "Katie Price: Dreams come true", "Katie and Peter: What we did in the last five minutes" - that sort of thing.

Well, wouldn't you put them there?